is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize