Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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