No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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