A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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