You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Randomize
