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(440): View more from Ohio

oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice

(1-508): View more from Massachusetts

I respect that

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(714): View more from California

so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)

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i'm so jealous of you right now.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this

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(630): View more from Illinois

We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough

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(585): View more from New York

It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.

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(+61): View more from Australia

The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.

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