I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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