Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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