He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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