is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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