He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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