Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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