when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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