Walk of Shame. In a state park.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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