i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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