Someone shit on the floor
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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