You're completely useless in the revolution.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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