okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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