so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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