I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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