It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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