i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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