If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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