like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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