just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
What changed your mind?
Being sober
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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