I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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