Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I smell stomach acid.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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