She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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