Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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