Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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