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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.

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(214): View more from Texas

yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning

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(415): View more from California

i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.

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(850): View more from Florida

I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.

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(631): View more from New York

We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts

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Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico

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(917): View more from New York City

hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell

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(256): View more from Alabama

Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women

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