I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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