i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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