If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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