Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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