I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's shark week go big or go home
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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