Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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