Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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