If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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