Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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