I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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