This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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