where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Your penis caused this!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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