dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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