Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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