That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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