Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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