Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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