There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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