btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
