I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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