I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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