we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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