I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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