I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
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I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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