i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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